Find Your Stage Door And Open It!

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Sat, 04 May 2013 12:00:24 -0700

likeafieldmouse: Henrique Oliveira - Desnatureza (2011)

Fri, 03 May 2013 12:00:31 -0700

likeafieldmouse:

Henrique Oliveira - Desnatureza (2011)

laughingsquid: If I Wrote Fortune Cookies

Thu, 02 May 2013 12:00:22 -0700

laughingsquid:

If I Wrote Fortune Cookies

sammich117: Accurate

Wed, 01 May 2013 12:00:27 -0700

sammich117:

Accurate

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:00:32 -0700

livingwithdisability: Do you see a Dalek or a shower?

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:00:29 -0700

livingwithdisability:

Do you see a Dalek or a shower?

wirstead: misha-in-the-tardis-at221b: queenofferrets: juzanoth...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:00:37 -0700

wirstead:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :)

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.”

i am done with the internet

The kind of bra that says “Never Give Up”

magicalribbons: How to make a Rapunzel Hoodie! Guys LOOK at...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 12:00:13 -0700

magicalribbons:

How to make a Rapunzel Hoodie!

Guys LOOK at this awesome tutorial on how to make this!

Part 1 »> Part 2 »>

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:00:22 -0700

sofa-kills: posteriorbombardier: beepbeep-car: Pictures of...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 12:00:37 -0700

sofa-kills:

posteriorbombardier:

beepbeep-car:

Pictures of Sofia by Gil

Cheesecake Factory Adventure

we are indefinable. we are the children of the universe.

dont do drugs kids

5rabbit: Fauns. Emerald City Comic Con. From my latest 52...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:00:29 -0700

5rabbit:

Fauns. Emerald City Comic Con.

From my latest 52 Project post:

http://www.grumpymonk.com/2013/03/emerald-city-comic-con-52-project-11/

mallamun: Fauns. BELLY! PAULA! LOOK!

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:00:13 -0700

mallamun:

Fauns.

BELLY! PAULA! LOOK!

troyesivan: So.Many.Notes.

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 12:00:31 -0700

troyesivan:

So.Many.Notes.

paintedprintedpaper: i read it in his voice

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 12:00:19 -0700

paintedprintedpaper:

i read it in his voice

rossoverboard: lmfao. I’m done.

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 12:00:26 -0700

rossoverboard:

lmfao. I’m done.

thedevilwearssammyonwednesdays: jonnovstheinternet: imnotarealf...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 12:00:29 -0700

thedevilwearssammyonwednesdays:

jonnovstheinternet:

imnotarealfuckingpirate:

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury’s. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Sainsbury’s…

Dear Mrs. Harris,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are “documented by our video
surveillance cameras”:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of Maltesers.

6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’

Emergency Medics were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ’ Mission Impossible’ theme.

11. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.

12. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

13. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’

14. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, and then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’

One of the Staff passed out.

OMFG I AM SCREAMING.

So good

“Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.”

Is this woman’s husband Misha Collins?

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Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:00:24 -0700

my life

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:00:27 -0700

my life

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